Main News Movies Art Favorites Reviews Stats 4 Fans
Follow pvt-blasto
  • Add Friend
Age / Gender:
27, Male
All Stats >

ive been here a few years now... and im only just figuring life out

User Statshot

Community Stats
Level 12 Blank Slate
Normal Whistle
Ranked as Police Officer

Latest News

The Imortal Princess

2009-01-10 04:49:03 by pvt-blasto

finished fifth panal, i didnt notice how messed up the story was on this news post... all clean now! :)

once upon a time there lived a LOVELY princess, who was fairer then most, and she lived in a beautiful castle

one day an old wizard knocked upon her castle doors and asked kindly if he might do the princess a kindness. she allowed him admittance and whence inside the wizard offered a spell which could do anything!

the princess of course refused this spell, for she already had all that she needed to be happy...

the wizard grew angry and threatened if she did not accept his spell that he would give it to her by force!

she thought long at hard but in the end, there was absolutely nothing she needed to be any happier.

the wizard grew furious at this, and cast the spell on the princess; she would be forever trapped inside her immortality and would be happy forever, living a life, stretching to obsene heights above any mortal man.

centuries past, millenia, eons, and eventually the wizard returned to the princess, still as fair as could be, in the remnants of her castle. once a beautiful kingdom, now a boulder, her only constant.

he asked her "what would the princess ask for now?"

she looked at him with dark drowned out eyes, and replied "give me death"...

The Imortal Princess

Recent Game Medals

Morning 5 Points You made it through the morning shift! Medal Stats.
Rebound 5 Points You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky. Medal Stats.
Six Pointer 10 Points You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud! Medal Stats.
SECRET MEDAL 5 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
SECRET MEDAL 5 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
Guess Who! 25 Points Become Monster food Medal Stats.
SECRET MEDAL 5 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
First Flight 5 Points Beat Room 5 Medal Stats.
Proletariat 5 Points Defeat the Bourgeois. Medal Stats.
Unpatriotic 5 Points Defeat the Patriots. Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 173 (From 45 different games.)

Latest Shared Creations

b0xman Added to faces for Cathode Raybots Feb 11, 2013. Load Level