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[YOU are a PIRATE!]

wait....what?

although the animation sucks, i can see that was quite deliberate.....or waaaas it?

was this an animation trying to stop people pirating? was it? if i was to assume that it was then your point seems confused... theres a good reason people pirate software.... because its 2000$!!!! and it should be like....60$

if its not this, then weeeeeeelllll done! i QUUUIIITE enjoyed this!

ima go pirate sumptin... family guy!

Starogre responds:

animation sucks on purpose cus i made it in hours not days

[Little Aviator]

im sorry but that was HORRIBLE

bad voice acting, bad animation! and it goes absolutely NOWHERE! a kid gets a plane and has a flashback!

im sorry, but i hated this, it was cliched, unorigional and sappy for no real apparent reason, and it didnt go anywhere, the kid wants to be an aviator... so? why should i care? what have you presented that would make me care about this child?

listen before people go deleting my post because i was one of few who didnt like this... lets look at a SIMILAR post, by Vinnie Veritas, and im talking about Papalote++ so people know...

similar story, about a kid who wants to "fly" but the kid doesnt talk about wanting to be an aviator, he goes and does it, we already care about this character because we can see the passion and kejones thats hes got to make his dreams a reality. trouble is not EVERY dream comes true... thats what he learns; in this we only learn "its ok to have a dream" i think... was that what you were going for? isnt that a little weak? or maybe its just a kid who has a dream to fly?

how can we relate to this child at all? he accepts a present from his dad with little to no graditute, and then he mourns over his dead mom, who probably died in a plane crash anyways...

heres how i would have done this:

go a step further after he has the flashback it goes to him only hes the aviator, nonchalontly navigating a beaten up old zepplin...

this is a very small way to add a bit more depth to this overwise see-through plot-line...

showing as the aviator shows he isnt just a dreamer, but a doer, and showing how hes achieved his dream is even more meaningful, because seeing that its not just a shiny new plane, its not something his dad gave to him, its something he earned, he built it, that shows comitement...

i didnt like the animation, well.. i didnt like MOST of it... i liked the seen with king kong because its un-obvious... if youd picked "alive" i would have broke out laughing, anyways, it seemed plain... like, its all right, it gets your point across, but if thats whats holding this thing afloat if you'll pardon the expression, then im afraid the whole thing will just crash and burn...sorry

i HATED the voice acting, considering whats being said, you could have well done without it... why? honestly why did you have voice acting? this movie would have been MUCH more potent without it, even if a little on the flavorless side...

the kids whiny voice bugged the heck out of me, and the adults do little more...

and whats the connection with christmas? i cant make sense of that at all...

sorry, keep trying... theres the begginnings of something there, but thats it

2/10

KartuneHustla responds:

Please dont delete this review anyone

hmmm... well im glad you took the time out to review it. The reason why didn't make it longer was because i knew alot of frame by frame would have to be done, so i went a route to where you watch it and whatever you interpret from what you see is what you gain from the story. The less you show the better right. If i had showed him growing up, it would kind of make you go... well, i saw that coming. The ending of this leaves it open to possibilities to question yourself. And its good because it seems you are questioning yourself alot. I dont understand the gripe about the animation. Did you not like the art or the fbf? What didn't you like about the animation?
If you didn't like the voice acting, well i can't really do anything about that. I choose to put in voices for the main fact that i wanted to have him go out side to fly his plane. If he did it silently, it wouldn't do much for me to have him just run out there after watching king kong. It just felt flat for me without the voices.... Before i started i thought about doing it without voices, but it didn't feel right.
Building the airplane was something that i thought about, but the character i had in mind was way to young to be able to do this and the time period isnt right for that. It wouldn't make sense to have a kid build a motor airplane that can fly when there was barely any out at that time. The reason for the time period too was because i wanted a reason to have king kong in there just because the ending is so great and when the airplanes take flight you feel so much suspence... and also i wanted Howey to wear knickerbockers.
Anyways, thanks for the review

[Sounds of CS]

really creative

it dragged on a bit but i liked the creativity involved

StealthBeast responds:

the only word i see more in reviews than "repetative" is "creative"! thanks for the review!

[Martha's Revenge]

good but one thing

this is the kinda thing that couldve been complete in one part.......

mom-at-noevil responds:

I agree, but we were limited by a distributors requirement. If all goes well we'll put the series into one animation (and add some more jokes to Episode 1)

[The Gonk At 1AM]

i thought it was good but i have a few questions

why did you name this movie after the song you played during the credits?

what was your motive for making this film

and where did you get that hyped up version of gonk?

ive only got the one from dawn of the dead, but the one you played had a scratch remix. i liked it! and id really like to know where you got it.......

EvilBerryClock responds:

I named this flash gonk at 1 am

cos

I like the song, I finished it at about 00:15

I made this film to make someones day, or ruin someones day

I got it off ytmnd.com , search for shaun of the dead and dawn of the dead, it's in one of those

[Link vs Darklink]

AW COULD YOU CUT ME A FRIGIN BREAK???

if your going to make a story, have the decency to put enough into it to make it worth while and DONT fill have the cartoon with meandering "goku-charging-sayen-type-thing"

fed up, ruined, as a previous reviewer might have said,

bleh

ZyneXx responds:

I cant cut u a brwak....but i can cut ur trough an behead u if u like!!!!!!! I HATE U SO MUCH U FUCKIN MORON!!!!!!!!!! DIE OF CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pass the lightsaber]

ive looked at all sides and it desserves this revw

for one thing, not only is every cartoon in this colloab badly drawn with a fewexeptions, they use the same cliches!!! that whole part when a light saber passes through someone and then it pauses for a second and then they split in half, its done like seven times in this collab and it wasnt dont right, once!!!

please dont ban me, but i dont see the attraction to this, that it was put on front page, it does not desserve it! just because t has a flashy menu, is longer then 3 minutes, and is a collab, it gets put on front page? i dont think so!

it was a nice try and all but it just seems like everyone who contributed, put no effort in what so ever, and also it seems like a tween is their best friend! put some back bone in it and draw some real animation for christ sake!!!

anyway, this is my full opinion and is to be taken lightly, peace out...

ConAir responds:

yeah well.....you suck

[Chicken tunafish gopher?]

oh man did that ever reak!!!

i know its not supposed to make sense but for gods sake, get some kind of concept before making a cartoon (GODZ)!

Matazone responds:

Coming from the maker of 'a series of random morals' which has no central concept other than the visual style either, I think you need to put your own house in order before criticising others.

The intro to the piece clearly states that it is a simple, one trick idea. The idea is three random pleasing words combined with an experimental visual style. That's it. I never claimed that this was going to change the world.

[Day in the Life of Sammy]

RUINED

i was really enjoying that until you had to add gore and violence! you get half everything, since this is half a good movie and half of something else!!!

dookiemoole responds:

pussy

[RUN!!!!]

bleh

first of all, the graphics are........ ok, second of all, whats with that glitch half way through? and third of all, what kind of ending is that?

its ok.....

notorious responds:

Its an ending that leaves you wondering and thirsting for more!